Story written and read by Margaret Killjoy. This story first appeared in Fireside Fiction in 2016.
Her ship thundered into the ground, and Caroline stumbled out from the wreckage into a bright haze of ivy and trees. No one had set foot on Earth since the terraforming team had arrived thirty years prior. Before them, a century. Humanity had escaped its ruined cradle and scarcely looked back. All around her, the sunlight was unnatural and soft, filtered through ozone and clouds and canopy. She blinked, blinked again, then rubbed her eyes.
Where she came from, light was harsh and honest and undiluted by atmosphere.
There’d barely been life left at all on Earth before the terraforming
team, yet everything around her was green and gray and brown. The
colors were more than she could handle. The world smelled too strongly
of everything that wasn’t chemicals and plastics and oils and metals.
She sat down, her back against the dented hull of her ship, as her head
spun and the wind cast her hair about.
It was a shitty fucking mission. It was a volunteer mission that
hadn’t had a single volunteer until Caroline. But on a backwater like
Earth, she had a chance to make a name for herself and be left alone.
All she had to do was try not to die on entry, find the terraforming
team. Find a way to report back. If she wanted, find a way home.
She looked at her watch. Its digital face was blank, destroyed by the
electromagnetic storm that had wiped out her ship’s computer — the
worldwide, unceasing, interference storm in the upper atmosphere she’d
been sent to the ground to investigate.
Caroline surveyed the wreck of her ship. It was salvageable, if she
could find a computer to replace her navigation system and discover a
way back up through the interference. She found the crash case,
shatterproof — waterproof, radiationproof, everythingproof — and sorted
out supplies. The Earth’s air was breathable, and she didn’t need a
She got out a laminated topo map, a sun chart, and a sextant. She
poured a dish of water and held it to her eyes. With the horizon
shrouded by forest, she had to measure its location by finding the
halfway point between the sun in the sky and the sun’s reflection in the
dish. That done, she checked and re-checked her bearings.
“I can’t believe bullshit like this actually works.”
Caroline started north, along the open wound that her entry had cut
through the forest. Leaves were singed to silver, tree limbs were broken
and burned. The noises were wrong. Her boots scraped across bark and
snapped twigs, and birds screeched and sang — if you can call what those
beasts do singing.
She made it a hundred meters before she ran out of scar and was left
staring into the forest itself. Something in the shadows was staring
back at her, something with wide-set eyes and the glint of horns.
“Fuck you, I’m going to keep walking anyway,” Caroline said, pulling
her gun. She was clumsy with the weapon. Gunpowder-propelled ballistics
made no sense on space stations, but she knew from history that a gun
was better than a sword on Earth.
The creature grunted, inhuman, and crashed out from the trees.
“Die!” Caroline said, emptying her clip into the beast. “Die die
die!” It crumpled to its knees, then fell to its belly, bellowing out
A bison. A prey animal.
In the shadows, another pair of identical eyes replaced the one she’d
shut forever, another pair of horns caught the strange light. She took
her gun in a two-handed grip, aimed, and squeezed the trigger.
As Caroline made her way through the forest, the second bison kept
pace. It was black and brown and had more hair than any animal ought to.
Its eyes were like a child’s. Every time it approached, she pointed her
gun at it, and it backed off. She should have brought more ammo, but
hadn’t really expected to have to murder much megafauna.
The bison followed her through a mire, it followed her across
meadows. It followed her past three scrubbing towers. Each was a silent,
gleaming monolith, tall as the trees, surrounded by thirty meters of
desolation. Each smelled of ozone, each suffused the air with static.
Caroline reached a steep-banked creek. “Fuck off, bison,” she said, as she crossed a fallen log too narrow for the beast.
The bison leapt from one bank to the other.
“We’re not going to be friends,” Caroline said.
Dozens of times over the course of hours, she caught brief glimpses
of other animals staring from branches, from behind trees and ferns and
She stopped on an outcropping of rock, took off her boots, and stared
in minor horror at the blisters on her feet — walking ten kilometers on
Earth was nothing like walking ten kilometers around the circumference
of an observatory in space.
She took out her map, showed it to the bison that stood five meters distant.
“Almost there,” she said to the creature. “Another kilometer, if that.”
The bison stared at her. She didn’t like how slowly it blinked.
“Maybe I shouldn’t talk to you. Maybe I should only talk to me.”
The corpse was propped against the bunker door, and bees wove their
way in and out through holes in the dead man’s pressure suit as a skull
looked out of his helmet. The Terraform logo — an oak tree with roots as
wide as its branches — was stitched to the suit’s sleeve and etched
into the door.
The hum of the bees was louder than the sound of the birds nested in
the black alder and ash, louder even than the breathing of the bison
that she still kept at bay with the empty pistol.
Caroline knocked the corpse to the ground with a large stick and reached for the door. Locked.
The sound of her thermite torch drowned out the bees, and Caroline
started into the hinges with the flame. The smell was chemical and
She didn’t hear the bees approach, but she felt them sting her. One
got her in the arm and she dropped the torch just as the door fell off
its hinges, and she ran into the building as bees stung her arms, legs,
and throat. At the end of the hall, she flung open a fire door and
slammed it shut behind her. Stairs went down into the earth, and so did
Caroline. Adrenaline and will gave her the strength to overcome the
pain, but she clung to the banister for balance.
Soft blue light filtered up the stairwell, and after three floors,
she was bathed in the glow of LEDs. Underground, she realized, the
electronics still worked. Underground, the world still made some sense.
The next floor down, there was another suit with another skeleton,
the textured metal floor nearby littered with the bodies of thousands of
dead bees. She went another floor, and there were three more skulls
grinning out of three more suits. More dead bees, as thick on the ground
as Martian dust. The pain in her limbs surged, and she steadied herself
on the wall before continuing. The next landing held another fifteen
corpses, these gathered by a hatch in the floor. They’d been trying to
“It’s cool, who cares if everyone was eaten by bees.”
She shivered, letting the fear course its way through her, let it run
through its biochemical cycle. She reached for the hatch, found it
unlocked, and continued her descent.
The stairs ended in the center of a vast hall. A beam of sunlight
fell out of a mirror-sided skylight and cut shadows across the floor,
overwhelming the dim overhead lights and their comforting blue glow. An
assortment of terminals and lab equipment lined every wall, while, in
the far distance, a single figure sat in a single office chair. The
figure wasn’t in a pressure suit, but it wasn’t moving and Caroline
presumed the obvious.
“Hey, dead man, what’s up with your project? Why’d you all get eaten by bees?”
“We ran into complications.” The baritone voice boomed down the hall.
The figure stood and turned, pacing toward her. He stepped through
the ray of sunlight. He was tall, unaccountably tall, and white like
more people used to be. He wore a dead man’s smile and loose black
clothes that hung off his skeletal frame. As quickly as he’d passed into
the light, he passed out of it.
“What uh, what complications?” Caroline was sweating, her empty gun gripped tight in her hand.
“You’re from space?” he asked. He was close enough she could smell his rotten breath.
“You came to check on us?”
“Are you stuck on Earth now?” he asked.
“So it goes,” he said.
“The success of the mission—” she started.
“—is more important than the survival of its agent,” he finished.
“Do you know,” the man said, “in everything I’ve read, everything
I’ve found and studied, in my thirty years on the surface of the Earth…
do you know people here used to believe the reverse? Can you imagine a
world so forgiving that a species could survive such cavalier
With the daylight behind him, Caroline’s eyes couldn’t adjust to the dark. The man remained bathed in shadow.
“The Earth forgave and it forgave again, time after time,” he continued, “until the day it didn’t.”
“What’s gone wrong with the project?”
“Nothing’s gone wrong,” the man said. “There were complications. You’ve seen the complications.”
“But there’s the storm now, since you got here. Wipes out electronics, means no one can really live here.”
“It was rocks and sand when we got here,” the man said. “All over the
planet, rocks and sand. Amoebas. I suspect multicellular life may have
continued in the ocean, but I don’t know. We got here and the planet was
too hot for complex life — too much garbage in the atmosphere — so we
designed and built the towers. They don’t just scrape carbon and methane
from the air, they attract it. From every corner of the globe.”
“But they fuck up the atmosphere in the process?”
“Our original mission parameters were… short-sighted. When your goal
is to terraform the Earth, you can’t ignore variables. You can’t ignore
what caused the problem in the first place.”
“How soon do you think we can turn them off?”
“The towers solve two problems at once. They sequester carbon and
they hinder technological civilization. We did something similar with
our reintroduction of flora and fauna. We’ve engineered life to
propagate quickly — and to have that rapid propagation taper off after a
few generations. But that’s only the half of it.”
Caroline took a half-step away from the man, almost collapsed from the pain in her legs.
“Consider the Portuguese man o’war. It’s not a jellyfish. It’s not a
single animal at all. It’s a colony of animals specialized to their
individual tasks, comparable to the cells in a body. If life on Earth is
to survive, the entire biome needs to work in a similar fashion. Thus,
we’re engineering the Earth itself to act in its own self-interest.”
“You trained the fucking bees to kill people?”
“We’ve altered the genetics of every element of the planet’s
fauna to make it recognize and confront essential ills. Humanity is a
cancer. It has always been a cancer.”
“Everyone else tried to stop you, didn’t they? So you killed them?”
“It will take millennia, but the seeds are sewn and the wild will
retake the Earth. God’s creatures will stand sentinel. Only one mission
remains to us.”
“Jesus, what else? Blow up all the space habitats?”
“Man is a cancer. We cannot allow its recurrence.”
“Oh, fuck you,” Caroline said. She raised the gun, pulled the trigger. Still empty.
His open hand shot out, his fingers slammed into her throat, and she collapsed.
Caroline was pleasantly surprised when, upon rousing, there were no
bees in the cage with her. The cage itself, like every cage ever built,
was a disappointment. But there were no bees. Furthermore, her welts
from the stings had gone down. She crossed “genetically engineered
super-venomous bees” off her list of immediate fears.
The cage was too low for her to stand, just large enough to for her
to lie down. About the size of her room on the station, which wasn’t so
bad. She was at the far end of the hall, in a faintly lit corner. She
had her clothes, but nothing else. The man paced the perimeter of the
hall, almost five minutes to a lap, walking with an unnatural gait. The
skylight was dark, the room lit only by LED.
The inside of her elbow itched, but she found no relief in
scratching. She kicked at the cage instead. “I don’t want to fucking die
here,” she said. “This is fucking stupid.”
On his next lap around the hall, the man stopped outside her cage.
“Are you going to kill me?” Caroline asked.
“It’ll be nice to have someone to talk to.”
“Is this some Adam and Eve shit?”
“We won’t be the first two of our species,” the man said. “We’ll be the last.”
“How are you going to attack the colonies? You can’t leave the Earth.”
“I’m afraid this is rude, nearly so rude as locking you up, but I can’t divulge that information to you.”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Once, my name was Dr. Filip Żaden. But names are signifiers, and
I’ve spent quite some time alone. There has been no one to do the
signifying, and I’ve definitely grown used to that. Call me Nobody.”
“You’re teasing me.”
“You don’t think well of me.”
“So it will be.”
On the second day, Caroline trimmed down her fingernails and toenails
with her teeth, arranging the pieces on the floor of her cell and
designing a game of solitaire. She assigned each nail a role and
corresponding statistics, representing different spacecraft with
different weaponry. She spent most of the day as a space station
fighting for survival against the invasion of alien dust mites. She
She’d taken inventory of the situation, discovered no immediately
identifiable way out of her situation. She’d get a chance, at some
point. Conditions would change. She just needed to keep her mind busy
When she got bored of losing, Caroline rewrote her game for two
players and competed against herself, space station against space
station. She still managed to lose.
Dr. Nobody worked at various terminals during the nights, paced the
hall during the day. He left for hours at a time, up through the hatch.
He rarely ate, but he fed her honeyed jerky and water and he gave her
crappy books she didn’t want to read. The first time he came for her
shit pail, she threw its contents at him.
On the third day, Caroline woke up crampy and itchy from dreams about
cramps and itching. She tried to read some pretentious novel, gave up.
Her left arm, a minefield of still-healing welts, itched too much for
her to concentrate on the words on the page.
She invited the man to play a few games of toenail spaceships. She
lost, every time. She redesigned the game for three players and took two
of the roles herself. Though she’d written the rules, he paid
scrupulous attention, had studied every move and countermove, and she
“I’m more the creative type,” she said. “Big picture type. Grand strategy. Shit at actual tactics.”
He said nothing.
“I shouldn’t have signed up for this,” Caroline said. “I should have
been a lighthouse keeper. Just me and my beacon somewhere in the
asteroid belt. We’ve got like, automated supply delivery now. I’d only
have had to talk to people every couple of years.”
“You like being alone,” the man said. “We have a lot in common.”
“Yeah, we both spend our time furthering the eradication of the entire human race,” Caroline said.
“True,” the man said.
“No, you fuck-louse, I’m making fun of you.”
“Of course,” the man said. He was smiling that piece-of-shit skull smile.
“I like being alone,” Caroline said, “and I took this mission because
I like going to new places and I’m not afraid of one-way tickets and
who hasn’t had dreams about the Earth, though honestly it’s kind of a shit place to live I think. You’re all wrong, and I think you know
you’re all wrong. If the biome is a single collective organism, like
you keep saying and maybe you’re right about that one specific thing,
then humanity is like one organ in that collective. Lets say we’re the
“The forest is the skin.”
“Fine, whatever,” Caroline said. “Even though the forest isn’t a damn
species and you’re fucking up my metaphor. Let’s say we’re the brain.
Brains can get cancer. But they aren’t themselves cancer. The Earth didn’t die of humanity, it died of something cancerous that had corrupted the brain.”
“You’re much better at rationalizing away your cancerous nature than you are at playing this game with your toenails.”
On the fifth day, Dr. Nobody seemed distracted, maybe sick. He
emptied Caroline’s shit pail and walked away without locking her cage.
Not long after, he fell asleep in his chair, a wraith lit up in the
She opened the cage door, quickly to keep it from squeaking, then
crawled out into the hall and stood up. Her muscles rebelled, but she
fought them and won.
She had to get past him to reach the stairs, but getting away wasn’t
enough. She went to the wall, unhooked a fire extinguisher. The concrete
floor sapped the warmth from her bare feet as she crept towards the
His eyes were closed, his head lolled back, his mouth gaped open. His remaining teeth were withered and yellow.
Her mind floated through clever things to say. Instead, she raised
the extinguisher’s nozzle, depressed the lever, and shot his face with
foam. He began to choke. She stepped in, brought the base of the
extinguisher down on his temple, and he rolled out of the chair,
She knelt over him, took the extinguisher in both hands, and exposed his brain to the air.
The foam mixed with blood as it slid off his face. The sun caught his
dead eyes, so many stories underground, and glinted bright.
Caroline staggered to her feet.
“Well, that solved almost nothing.”
His blood was warm, thinner than she’d expected, and it was all over
her. She took a few breaths, tried to let revulsion work its way through
her system. It didn’t work like fear. She couldn’t clear it with
She threw up on the corpse.
It wasn’t hard to fix her ship. Her torch was waiting where she’d
dropped it, and she had her pick of computers from the hall. Even
shutting off the towers and the electromagnetism was dead simple,
involving software clearly designed for the layperson. It didn’t let her
disable them completely, but she managed to set them to a two-week
Two days of work, and the hull was repaired and the navigational
systems operational. Both nights, Caroline had slept in her hammock in
the ship. Both nights, she’d woken from nightmares of Dr. Żaden, of him
pacing around the outside of her ship, of him pacing around her hammock.
During the day, as she worked, some bison or another, maybe her bison,
kept watch from the forest. There’d been no sign of bees.
Caroline stood atop the ship, looked out into the forest.
“Almost don’t want to leave,” she said.
She scratched at her arm.
“It’s fucking itchy here though.”
She looked down. At the inside of her elbow, along with the rash
she’d raised there, was a puncture. She knew it was a puncture because
the bee stings had healed, and because the wound inside her elbow
cascaded infection and darkness into the surrounding veins.
“Motherfuck.” She kicked the hull of her ship, hard. Again. Again. “Fuck fuck fuck.”
The next kick, she stubbed her toe, but scarcely registered the pain.
“Oh, look at me, I’m Dr. Nobody. I’m just going to fucking leave the
cell door open by accident. Oh look at me I’m just taking a nap. Totally
just taking a nap in this chair. Totally not just waiting for the
stupid space girl to fucking murder me as part of my fucking plan to
fucking convince her she’s escaped so she flies off into space with some
kind of readily communicable disease I shot her up with that’s
engineered to fucking kill the entire human race. TOTALLY NOT DOING THAT
She ripped at her skin, but she had no nails. She went at the wound
with a screwdriver, until the blood ran up onto her fingers, until it
dripped down onto the hull. But the infection remained. She wouldn’t be
She heard a rustle behind her and turned around. The bison wandered into the burned radius.
“Fuck you, bison.”
The bison just looked up at her with its big dumb eyes.
“Fucking stuck here with you now.”
She climbed down. The sun was a fever, high overhead, and the bison walked up to her ship.
“Hey, Mr. or Ms. Bison, I shouldn’t have shot that other one of you. That was fucking stupid. That was human-as-cancer stupid.”
The bison lowered its head, and Caroline reached out a hand in comfort.
She didn’t see the horn enter her side, but she felt it pierce her
skin and sunder her veins and wreck her organs. She fell supine to the
earth as the heat and blood ran out of her. She stared into the sun with
“I guess we all do what we’ve been made to do,” she said.
Her vision grew dark.
“But still, fuck you.”